Griff's account
I was sitting in my bar counting the previous day's profits when the tremors started. I went out to the main bar from my back room and found my patrons in a state of panic, saying the city was falling down around them. I naturally thought they were exaggerating. I had no idea how wrong I was.
As I stepped out the door into the street the ground gave way beneath my feet. I heard the rumbling of my beautiful bar collapsing behind me...*He pauses here and wipes away a tear*.....excuse me, this is a bit difficult. I fell for a long time. I'm not sure how long, as somewhere during the fall I was knocked on the head and lost consciousness. When I awoke I was the prisoner of a group of foul derro deep beneath the ground. I was sure their intentions were not pure.
As I sat in the cage they had me in contemplating how I would get out of my current dilema I heard a large commotion. It appeared I wasn't the only poor soul to be trapped in this forsaken cavern! What could have only been a large battle had commenced by the sound of it, and all of the dirty dwarves guarding me rushed to the fray leaving me unattended. This was just the opportunity I needed.
Remembering some of the training I had in my younger days I picked the lock on the cage and slipped out unnoticed. The derro near where I was were much too distracted with those who were assaulting their small settlement to bother with what they thought was an unthreatening prisoner. *wink*
When I reached the scene of the battle I was dismayed to find that all of my would be rescuers had fallen to the derro save one, a rather small fellow. The attackers had thinned the ranks of the foul dwarves enough for me to take up a sword and dispatch those that remained. I had a supply of scrolls to raise the fallen I had lifted from my captors and proceeded to begin restoring life to their limp bodies. Even in defeat this ragtag group of adventurers and heros had been victorious, as they had given me the distraction and the time I needed to escape, as well as thinned the ranks of the derro.
It was at this time that a greedy little goblin named Emo appeared from the shadows and offered to lead us to safety for the price of a few hundred gold. Some in the group were happy to pay it to get us out of that dreaded cave, and we proceeded to make our way through the winding caverns toward what the goblin said was the way out. After encountering many more of the foul dwarves we came to a passage leadin up. Freedom at last!
We emerged in the area near Bendir Dale, far from where the ground had swallowed me up. All of those I encountered in the caves below seemed to be there, even the blasted duergar who wouldn't stop hugging me. *Shudders*
I made my way back to Cordor only to find my beloved Nomad as a heap of rubble. I don't know what I will do now. Rebuild, I suppose.... or I could get myself a nice quiet tavern at the coast.
*Griff starts counting his money*
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